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How my Golden Opportunity went South South….

stack of golden bars in the bank vault. Image 穢Google Images

So last year in some dingy hole in the wall in South C, we met a bunch of guys from Congo. They were struggling to speak in English and their kiswahili was so bad but we could understand what they were saying.

So basically they were in the country illegally and they were from Kivu and they purported to be selling gold bars. They even showed us a sample. My friend being the get-rich quick kind of guy immediately became interested. I had also watched a documentary on illegal mining of gold in South Kivu and I also became interested. They said they had 6 bars and all they wanted is 200k cash.

At first I was suspicious because how would someone sell you something worth literally millions for 200k, then I saw how those guys were desperate and figured maybe they stole the gold bars over there coz they were so perfect to have been hand smelted. They tell us they know a guy in Eastleigh who can prove the gold is authentic. Sisi knowing Eastleigh is the gold capital of Nairobi, we consented.

We go to Eastleigh and he takes is to this container shop with gold posters and gold chains. We find a guy who does his thing and confirms it’s authentic. He even tells us how he’s been working with those Congo guys and if we shuffled our cards right, we might get rich real soon. The thing that made me believe in this whole charade is the fact that the Eastleigh guy told us he would make arrangements for the gold to get to the Middle East and we would make profit in millions. I guess I was so excited I didn’t ask myself why the congo guys didn’t work with the plug directly to get their goods to the middle East and earn millions.

The next day tumechanga dooh hadi nikaomba loan ya 50k kujazia. Tukafika Eastleigh and got all the 6 bars and the plug confirmed ati they are all authentic. So we give the Congo guys 200k in crisp 1000 bob notes. So we ask the Eastleigh guy how we go about this juu we are new to gold business He tells us to go to a spice shop called Vikas huko industrial then they’ll conceal the gold in bags of spices exported to the UAE na ashaongea na manager.

Tukashika Uber and I remember kwa gari tukiongelea how tumegonga majamaa wa Congo. Kufika industrial hata hakuna spice shop inaitwa Vikas, tukagoogle lakini wapi? Kupigia number ya plug haiingii. Tukarudi Eastleigh tukapata the container they guy was imelockiwa.

Tukarudi kwa nyumba knowing we are fucked. Tukaingia YouTube kuona kama kuna video ya kuprove gold is authentic. Tukapata ya iodine test, mimi huyo hadi chemist nikanunua iodine. Kumwagia iodine hata hizo bars hazireact. In my frustrations nikailingia ukuta only for a layer of coating to peel off. Huko ndani ilikuwa made of copper
Sema pwagu kupata pwaguzi…200k ikakunywa maji.不不不

Till today I still pass by the container kuona kama imefunguliwa對

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2022 in Bizzare, Crime, Lifestyle

 

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How my Golden Opportunity went South South….

stack of golden bars in the bank vault. Image 穢Google Images

So last year in some dingy hole in the wall in South C, we met a bunch of guys from Congo. They were struggling to speak in English and their kiswahili was so bad but we could understand what they were saying.

So basically they were in the country illegally and they were from Kivu and they purported to be selling gold bars. They even showed us a sample. My friend being the get-rich quick kind of guy immediately became interested. I had also watched a documentary on illegal mining of gold in South Kivu and I also became interested. They said they had 6 bars and all they wanted is 200k cash.

At first I was suspicious because how would someone sell you something worth literally millions for 200k, then I saw how those guys were desperate and figured maybe they stole the gold bars over there coz they were so perfect to have been hand smelted. They tell us they know a guy in Eastleigh who can prove the gold is authentic. Sisi knowing Eastleigh is the gold capital of Nairobi, we consented.

We go to Eastleigh and he takes is to this container shop with gold posters and gold chains. We find a guy who does his thing and confirms it’s authentic. He even tells us how he’s been working with those Congo guys and if we shuffled our cards right, we might get rich real soon. The thing that made me believe in this whole charade is the fact that the Eastleigh guy told us he would make arrangements for the gold to get to the Middle East and we would make profit in millions. I guess I was so excited I didn’t ask myself why the congo guys didn’t work with the plug directly to get their goods to the middle East and earn millions.

The next day tumechanga dooh hadi nikaomba loan ya 50k kujazia. Tukafika Eastleigh and got all the 6 bars and the plug confirmed ati they are all authentic. So we give the Congo guys 200k in crisp 1000 bob notes. So we ask the Eastleigh guy how we go about this juu we are new to gold business He tells us to go to a spice shop called Vikas huko industrial then they’ll conceal the gold in bags of spices exported to the UAE na ashaongea na manager.

Tukashika Uber and I remember kwa gari tukiongelea how tumegonga majamaa wa Congo. Kufika industrial hata hakuna spice shop inaitwa Vikas, tukagoogle lakini wapi? Kupigia number ya plug haiingii. Tukarudi Eastleigh tukapata the container they guy was imelockiwa.

Tukarudi kwa nyumba knowing we are fucked. Tukaingia YouTube kuona kama kuna video ya kuprove gold is authentic. Tukapata ya iodine test, mimi huyo hadi chemist nikanunua iodine. Kumwagia iodine hata hizo bars hazireact. In my frustrations nikailingia ukuta only for a layer of coating to peel off. Huko ndani ilikuwa made of copper
Sema pwagu kupata pwaguzi…200k ikakunywa maji.不不不

Till today I still pass by the container kuona kama imefunguliwa對

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2022 in Bizzare, Crime, Lifestyle

 

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Solid ICC Evidence revealing the role Uhuru Kenyatta played in orchestrating Mass Murder in 2007/8 Post Election Violence [PEV]

Solid ICC Evidence revealing the role Uhuru Kenyatta played in orchestrating Mass Murder in the 2007/8 Post Election Violence [PEV]

 

ICC EVIDENCE REVEALING UHURU KENYATTA’s ROLE IN MASS MURDERING OF KENYANS DURING 2007/8 PEV

 
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Posted by on January 20, 2015 in Crime

 

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