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Why having a threesome should be your number one New Year’s resolution!

20 Jan
Why having a threesome should be your number one New Year’s resolution!

Year of threesomes.. / bbmlive

 

In January people seem very keen on setting themselves new rules and regulations.

My tips for keeping New Year’s resolutions?

Make it something enjoyable and not a habit you’re going to have to pay a monthly membership fee for.

Why not phone a friend you haven’t spoken to since school, book a holiday somewhere new or, for slightly more immediate gratification – have a threesome.

Nothing gets the new year off to a good start like a good old fashioned three-way shag-fest.

Multiple orgasms will save you a fortune on spinning classes – equally as beneficial for your well-being and, I am told, not bad for the complexion either.

Orgasms aren’t the only reason threesomes are fun.

A threesome will give you sexual confidence

Group sex can be daunting, not least of all for the slightly less sexually adventurous amongst us.

Obviously, if you can’t think of anything worse than getting naked and horny in front of a small audience then stick to quitting the fags.

But if it’s always been in the back of your mind, then giving yourself a boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy sandwich this month will remind you that you are hot, fiery and seizing the moment – or whatever other body part happens to be in your face at the time.

New experiences expand your mind

Lighten up. So you went down on a girl, it’s not a big deal.

We are notoriously uptight in this country, not least of all in the bedroom.

It’s only sex and sometimes pushing your sexual boundaries can open you up to a world of possibilities.

Threesomes are fun

… and far more entertaining than quitting booze or switching to E cigarettes.

Don’t take yourself too seriously and you’ll be amazed at what a laugh an extra person in bed can be.

It’s about relaxing and enjoying yourself, with an extra pair of hands to help you do it.

Can’t say fairer than that.

You’ll know what all the fuss is about

Love it or hate it, actually experiencing a threesome first hand yourself, if nothing else, qualifies you to comment on it.

I wouldn’t dream of judging Madagascar as a holiday destination, regardless of my pre-conceptions of the island, because I’ve never been there.

The same goes for group sex.

Until you’re on the guest list you can’t judge the party.

You want a transformational January?

Get your kit off, throw caution to the wind and start your year off with a ‘bang’.

SOURCE: METRO

 
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