You’re the best. And don’t you deserve the best?
1. You don’t have to spend time getting to know yourself.
2. You can be a cheap date or blow all your rent money on yourself.
3. You don’t have to wonder if you’ll be a fun date.
4. You don’t have to pick a place to meet up because you’re already with yourself.
5. There’s no need to order expensive stuff in an effort to impress someone else.
6. In the obligatory “I’m having so much fun tonight” Instagram post, you only have to make sure you look good.
7. You get to pick the restaurant and then eat anything and everything you want without sharing a single bite.
8. You can take yourself to any concert/movie/game/show that YOU want to see.
9. You can stay out as late or turn in as early as you want.
10. You can surprise yourself with gifts you actually want.
11. There’s no need to dress up for yourself.
12. You don’t have to laugh at someone else’s ridiculous jokes.
13. Or answer any silly questions.
14. You’re never forced to go on awkward double dates.
15. There’s no stressing over who should pay or how the bill should be split.
16. You never have to break things off with yourself.
17. Or find ways to escape a date tactfully.
18. If you’re tired from a long day, you don’t have to feel guilty about having an at-home date night.
19. You already know just what turns you on.
20. At the end of the night, you get the entire bed to yourself.
21. Plus this conversation never has to happen, “so will I see you again”