Nominated Female MP is dating a Jubilee Politician, Male MP, Senator and a Governor

Well well well…. Reports reaching our News Desk say that there is a certain nominated female Member of Parliament who is having multiple affairs with senior politicians including a senior Jubilee official, a first-term MP from Nairobi, a Senator and a Governor.

Reports say that these ‘HONORABLES’ are fighting over the yellow-yellow MP because of her appealing sweet charm, and her Vera Sidika like meaty body.

This MP is no stranger to controversies as earlier this year she was at the center of a club fight where two men, one of whom is a fellow MP were involved in a fist fight over her and it took the intervention of club bouncers to cool them off. Now it seems she has shown these men some good time that they are falling head over heels in love with her.

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Posted by on August 3, 2019 in General News


Kenyan Government deports JESUS CHRIST

Jesus Loves You Evangelistic Ministries evangelist Michael Job who appeared in Kiserian Crusade, Nairobi dressed as Jesus Christ

Well well well…. “Jesus Christ is in Kenya,” a friend told me over the weekend. I brushed off his ludicrous claims not knowing there was truly a FAKE JESUS in Nairobi over the weekend.

An American man (evangelist) called Michael Job of Jesus Loves You Evangelistic Ministries was at the Kiserian Mega Interdenominational Crusade [Nairobi] over the weekend dressed like ‘Jesus Christ’ – and local pastors, evangelists and bishops took it upon themselves to convince their worshippers that the Christ had truly come back for his saved people as promised in the Bible, well knowing that they were lying to them.

This circus caught the eye of Kenya’s no nonsense Interior Minister Dr. Fred Matiang’i and reports reaching our news desk indicate that he ordered the immigration police to arrest the Jesus masquerader and deport him plus arrest the pastors who had invited him into the country.

We contacted the Immigration Department to get confirmation on the deportation issue, but up to the time of writing this article we haven’t received any statement from the office.

Jesus enjoying the good things in Nairobi City.
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Posted by on July 30, 2019 in General News


Here is the full list of Senior Jubilee Government Officials who were involved in the Ksh21 Billion Arror and Kimwarer Dams Scandal #TanoTERROR

Deputy President William Ruto watching press briefing of the Director of Public Prosecutions Noordin Haji as he ordered the arrest of 27 senior Jubilee government officials who were involved in the ksh21 Billion Arror and Kimwarer dams scandal

Well well well… the hammer has dropped on senior Jubilee Government officials who were involved in the stealing of over ksh21 Billion meant for the construction of two multi-purpose dams in Kerio Valley – the Arror and Kimwarer dams.

Early this morning (July 22, 2019 ), the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) Noordin Haji, has ordered immediate arrest of 27 senior Jubilee government officials for flouting established legal procurement rules and misleading the public on the state of national finances, in order to award the Arror and Kimwarer dams tender to the bankrupt Italian firm CMC Di Ravenna.

Below is the full list…

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Posted by on July 22, 2019 in General News


Blogger Robert Alai searching for ksh5 Million Terror Bail/Bond

Blogger Robert Alai mugshot at CID HQs Nairobi

Well… well… well… former Jubilee Blogger Robert Alai is a man in deep trouble after his June 18 arrest and subsequent detainment for posting on social media photos of dead police officers who had been killed in a terror attack in Wajir County on June 15, 2019.

The Anti-Terrorism Police Unit (ATPU) announced they were planning to charge Alai with ‘disclosure of information in relation to terrorism activities’.

Now given that Alai is being accused of terror related activities, his bail/bond term is likely to be high, to the tune of ksh5 Million. That’s why his friends have started a fundraising drive to cover his legal fees and upcoming bail.

However, because of his abrasive and arrogant nature, very few Kenyans [some 35 people] have managed to donate to him – an amount totaling ksh10,000.

Alai has made enemies everywhere. But, that isn’t a reason why we shouldn’t help a brother in need. Therefore, I’m urging well-wishers to donate whatever they have, because the State is trying to bring trumped up terror charges on him, even though what he did is just sharing a gory photo of dead cops, which is more of an ethical issue than a legal one.

Here is the M-Changa link were you can contribute:

Accepted modes of payments are Mpesa, Visa Master Card, PayPal and T-Kash by Telkom.


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Posted by on June 30, 2019 in General News


REPORTS: Huduma Namba data goes missing from the system in Machakos

An advertising poster appears along Uhuru Highway showing Raila Odinga urging Kenyans to register for the Huduma Namba.

Well… well… well. Reports reaching our ER news desk is that on Saturday April 20, 2019, data went missing from the Huduma Namba system [National Integrated Information Management System (NIIMS)]. Machakos Sub-County ICT official Joan Lusanji Imbwanga noticed that data was missing from the system around 10:30am after receiving bio-metric registration kit used to collect biodata of citizens in Machakos County.

The kit whose number is HN03675 and serial number Y3KK13COCPA00DN was being used in Misakwani Sub-location. Joan found that the Huduma Namba Application and Huduma folder in the file manager were missing from the kit.

Therefore, data captured from 14/4/2019 to 20/4/2019 was missing from the system, resulting in the questioning by police of all registration clerks at the said center.

The clerks below have been questioned, and the kit taken by police for forensic investigation

1. Lynette Mutheu Kyalo

2. Dominic Mbatu Njuguna

3. Jacqueline Mwikali Mue

4. Catherine Syombua Kyule

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Posted by on April 23, 2019 in General News


Joan Munene, a 24-year-old Kenyatta University student claims Deputy President William Ruto impregnated and dumped her – her claims are FAKE


JOAN MUNENE, the 24-year-old Kenyatta University student who claims that Deputy President William Ruto impregnated and dumped her


Well… well… well… controversies seem to follow Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto everywhere he goes – so we think!!!!!

Now a 24 year old lady, Joan Munene has come out to claim that she is 4-weeks pregnant courtesy of Ruto.

Joan who is a 4th year student at Kenyatta University pursuing Bachelor of Science (Leisure and Recreation Management) degree says she is distraught because Ruto has allegedly gone quiet on her and is unreachable and she wants Kenyans to help her get justice.

It may sound absurd but I had to do it. I am going through hell right now as I spend close to Ksh 221 000 weekly for checkups when am just a mere student” an emotional Joan Munene said.

Joan says she met Ruto early 2019 through a friend, and a love affair was ignited.

She says, “I was pleased like any other girl to hang around with the soft spoken Deputy President whom we ended up falling in love. I only demand for maintenance fee as I am undergoing a lot of depression right now.”

Joan further says that when she informed Rut of the pregnancy, he denied and threatened to sue her for defamation.

The day I told him about the pregnancy via an SMS, he panicked and said he wasn’t ready for the responsibility threatening to sue me for defamation. It was my fault to get pregnant. He in fact poured in without my consent.”


UPDATE: after thorough investigation by the ER News Desk [Embakasi Reloaded], we came to the conclusion that this Joan story was definitely a cooked up story meant to tarnish the image of Deputy President William Ruto. So Kenyans should discard it.

Fake News Cover Image


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Posted by on April 13, 2019 in General News


Nigerian airline Aero Contractors accused of flying passengers halfway then putting them in a BUS to continue the rest of the journey

Aero Contractors plane. Image: Google Photos

Well…. Well…. Well….you thought you had seen it all in this world? I am here to tell you that you haven’t.

Now look at this: a Nigerian man has come out to accuse Aero Contractors, a Nigerian state-controlled airline company of shortchanging him after the airline flew him from Abuja to a Benin airport and then put him in a bus to take him to his destination Warri.

The man who lodged his complains on Twitter under the username @iamvic3 posted the following statement:

Imagine paying for flight from Abuja to Warri only for AeroContractors to drop you at Benin airport then put you in a car to Warri?

“Nigeria my country?”


Seemingly, other Twitter users chipped in to sort of collaborate @iamvic3 ‘s claims

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Posted by on April 12, 2019 in General News

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